A bit more on Rock Star: Suave Porn (aka Supernova,
but I really like this dig from the forums)
DILANA, how could I have forgotten your long, pink
eyelashes? Before the show aired in my time zone, I
downloaded your performance to my phone, where the
screen's so small I couldn't see what was on your face
and kept saying "what's wrong with her effing eyes?"
"What IS that?" Totally ridiculous. Also? Too bad
they were too heavy and you couldn't open your eyes
all the way. And, in that outfit you looked like an
ostrich.
Then (I'm not speaking to Dilana anymore because she's
dead to me) while she was singing Every Breath You
Take, she chanted her own name "dilana. dilana.
dilana. dilana. i'll be watching you" with little
finger-to-eye-to-audience motions AND stuck out her
stupid tongue. aaaccckkk! cooties.
While she was going on about her honesty re trashing
her housemates, it was interesting to watch Lukas, who
got reamed earlier in the season for opening his
mouth. He was quiet as could be, but you just know he
was seething inside. Ryan/Lukas/Dilana must have
quite the thing going for it to have come to such a
head. Let's just get rid of them and let Toby, Storm
and Magni duke it out. My money's on Storm, but
cripes, why would she want to be in this band of
has-beens anyway? They've shown me nothing yet but
recycling.
Here's what I think: Storm should cut an album with
The House Band. That would rock.
Maime and I were talking about this at lunch today and
we have the ideal idea for next year's show. Listen
to me, Mark Burnett, this will work:
RockStar: The House Band
They already have more talent than most bands out
there, they have a great name - let's get them a lead
singer and send them out into the world.
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