Splash

The handicapped stall at work (the only stall actually
built for adult-sized people) has the unfortunate
habit of splashing either the seat or your butt when
it's flushed. Just what you need on your butt is
water spattered pee or poop that you can't easily
wash off. Because the sink, with the clean water, is at the
other end of the room. What are you going to wash

splashes off with? Toilet water? That's the
problem in the first place. You can't get to the damned
sink without pulling up your undies and that's just
gross.

You just can't win. iccckkk.