Stinky Desk

My desk STINKS! Last week's garbage is rotting and
stinking up my wastebasket and it's still two days
until garbage pickup. Have you ever heard of a
building where office wastebaskets are emptied only
once a week? When many, many people eat at their
desks? The cheap bastards who run this building have
changed the janitorial contract to just ONE pickup per
week and after four or five days it starts to get
stinky around here!

I don't know if I can stand this smell until
Wednesday. I should go dump it on some manager's
desk.

No, I can't wait. I have to get rid of it. Now.
Every breath I take is tainted.

I'll take it to the lunchroom - they did keep daily
garbage pickup in the lunchrooms.