Sunday, February 28, 2010

Here's my limit

Just yesterday the president of Ryanair again said he is considering putting in a coin operated toilet on his planes. A COIN OPERATED TOILET!!!! Because, as he said, "toilets are a luxury on the plane, and are not mandatory." I guess he can hold it longer than I can.

Tell you what, if I ever ride on ryanair I am going to wear old clothing, and if I have to go to the bathroom, I will pee and/or poop on their seat. Then change and cleanup in the restroom at the arrival airport. I bet the cost of replacing or cleaning the seat, and fumigating the plane, especially if others do this also, is substantially more than it would have been to provide a damn free toilet.

Ok, I probably wouldn't do that but it would be tempting. I hope people don't ride on their stupid planes and they go out of business. I HOPE, if they actually implement this, that people do not accept this change, because that would mean that all airlines will try it. bah.

2 comments:

Rosie said...

Remind me not to sit next to you on that trip!

Sunshine said...

oh, yeah, like I really would. But this whole concept is ridiculous.