"Aimee's boooyfriend"............said in a sing-song voice, that's me teasing Aimee whenever we see gross street/homeless men in the building area. But, for you PC-minded folks, this is only after we see them lots and learn stuff about them. Sometimes gross stuff. Like about Aimee's latest booyfriend. Honest to God, he shits on the loggia (that's the porch area around the building) on nights and weekends. And he doesn't use toilet paper. During the day he uses the public restrooms in the building, but sometimes he can't flush it all down so he piles used toilet paper in the corner of the stall.
We have it straight from the mouth of our poor friend, Fran the Day Porter, who has to CLEAN IT UP!
So, every time we see him, here's me to her::
"There's Aimee's booyfriend...you want to kiss him." Sing-song along with me "....................you want to kiiiiisss him......."
One of these days Aimee is going to kill me. She's coming after me if she sees this post.
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I just say. "Nuh uh. I saw you kissin' on him yesterday. What did he break up with you?"
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